On crappy iApps

With the preponderance of apps available in the iTunes App Store, I am finding myself increasingly reminded of Sturgeon's Law (the second one). For the unfamiliar, it's actually quite simple:

90% of everything is crap.

Over and over, I will read a review of some iApp where the reviewer was positively gushing about this little wonder's ability to cure cancer and feed the masses. I then try the program myself and am left wondering if perhaps the 'developer' (if they can be called that) bribed the reviewer with money laced with LSD. Clearly my standards differ from those of the popular reviewers.

Hence why I have now decided to start listing the many iApps I am churning through and why I no longer use them. I hope to include a brief statement on why I felt this creation did not live up to my standards. I do this for future personal reference, as I currently have over 1300 programs I've downloaded and only the worst of the bunch scar my memory so greatly that I can recall why I am refusing to pollute my iPhone's storage with their bits. Also, I'll try to restrict this list to negative experiences. I don't want to be just some other random voice on the intertubes raving about how great some app is. There are enough blogs for that. Plus, I know why I like the apps I keep using, since I keep using them. I'm trying here to avoid re-loading and being again disappointed by some crappy piece of software I tried a year ago but simply forgot how terrible it was.

Thus, I'll be labeling these posts Why I Deleted Your App.